Did you know that after they take your gallbladder out you will randomly shit yourself? It’s sad but true. One day, many months after surgery, I walked my 10 month old daughter to her babysitter’s house. It was a warm spring day and I thought a stroller ride would give me some exercise and make [...]
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I have some pretty funny friends and one of my favs is someone who will make you laugh until milk comes out of your nose! In my recovery, I talk to her about the things I have done and she told me the funniest story the other night! I just HAD to share, now she [...]
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Ok this one is too damn funny NOT to share. So this dude below (and yes, it’s a dude!) inflated someone’s ass with Fix A Flat and other substances. Fix A Flat! Look it him. He performed the procedure on himself too and was posing as a doctor. I don’t know about you, but anything [...]
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Why is it that bitches think that rendering their digital images in black and white make them a fucking photographer? Give me a break whores. One more over processed with Photoshop but it’s soooo good picture and I will puke. And NO your kid is not the cutest thing in the world. Well, maybe in [...]
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Some things on tv are just too much, meaning that you learn something that you really could have lived your whole life without being blessed with the knowledge it bestows upon you. Take today, for instance. I was minding my own business and having my coffee when I started scrolling through the channels and came [...]
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